A very successful lawyer parks his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he gets out, a truck comes along, too close to the curb, and completely tears off the driver's door of the Lexus.
The counselor immediately grabs his cell phone and dials 911. It wasn't more than 2 minutes before a policeman pulls up.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally winds down from his rant, the cop shakes his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asks the lawyer.
The cop replies, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
Looking down, the lawyer screams, "Oh my goodness!" . . .
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The Big Book of Irish Jokes
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."
So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"
And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that.
The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?"
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."
The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
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